Meet the Mom Behind the Madness

I’m the walking contradiction behind Unrealtored—your go-to real estate blog for people doing it themselves (on purpose or by accident). I’m a hot mess who cleans up surprisingly well, especially when there’s coffee involved or I need to pretend I have it all together for a Zoom call. Spoiler: I don’t.

I love real estate, sarcasm, and a good before-and-after photo. I camp like a champ—as long as the RV has air conditioning, a fridge, and a spot for my coffee. And while I’m not here to sell you anything (because, duh, that’s the whole point), I am here to give you the kind of real estate advice you’d get from your brutally honest neighbor who’s been through it, survived it, and maybe even laughed about it after the fact.

This blog is where tips, truth, and tiny meltdowns live together in harmony. If you like your real estate content with a shot of espresso and a dash of “girl, what are you doing?”—stick around.
You might not need a Realtor.
But you definitely need a brutally real mom-friend in your corner. -Misty